What's the matter, Bogtrotter? MRS WORMWOOD What is the school motto, Miss Honey? 2022 | Maturity rating: PG | 1h 56m | Kids & Family Movies. I'm sorry, doctor. [to the phone] I'm gonna call you straight back. . MRS PHELPS enters. It gives me a warm glow in my lower intestine. For men. MATILDA sits down reading a book. LAVENDER The desks descend into the ground. MATILDA He was very kind. [He does a split in front of MISS HONEY. A NURSE is holding a baby, which cries. Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical JR. 60-Minute Broadway Junior Version. MR WORMWOODLook what I've just found! . I told them, I said, "Hey. MR WORMWOOD is having a lot of trouble with the book, even putting his foot on it and pulling at it. ORANGE SKIES - Space 55 - March 31-April 9, 2023. It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist, as a huge cloud of chocolaty gas wafted . Look at this. So, erm . Make him stop! Yes. Good morning, children! Oh! Prettier barrelina! the Acrobat's sister. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, I think they just fit. MISS TRUNCHBULL's office, complete with her in a high-backed chair (facing the back of the stage) is wheeled in. Just you wait for phys-ed. Yeah, they do. Pathetic, little me. and look at reading. READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY . This story of a girl who dreams of a better . Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. Alice is one of Matilda's classmates. Everyone's favorite ogre is back in this hilarious stage spectacle, based on the Oscar-winning smash hit film and outrageous Broadway musical. MISS HONEY You just need to keep your feet inside the line. Get on with it. Hortensia . "So Matilda's strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world like ships on the sea. . DOCTOR That makes me so happy. MATILDA The Birthday table is wheeled back in by other children. COMPANY Just because you find that life's not fair, it Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. And remember to be extremely careful. Alice Pumpernickle is a character from Matilda the Musical Alice appears in the following songs "Miracle" "School Song" "The Hammer" "Bruce" "When I Grow Up" "The Smell of Rebellion" "Revolting Children" "When I Grow Up (reprise)" Jessica Daugirda Ellie Simons Annabel Parsons Alicia Gould Jemima Morgan Annabel Parsons Maisy-May Woods-Smeeth (March 2016-present) Tia Palamathanan (September . Let out your belt. A spotlight searches the theater. Why? These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone.". Completely different cars, sir. MRS WORMWOOD MISS TRUNCHBULL Please! Tricks!" Oh, yes. MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. Lily-Rose. He's a small, ratty man, with luscious black hair. The live stage adaptation takes place at Cambridge Theatre in London's West End and is booking throughout 2021 in to 2022. MICHAEL gets up and MR WORMWOOD sits down on his recliner. The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting. There's, erm . DOCTOR MATILDA I can see . You missed it. Then after several seconds, he picks it up and returns to the cake with renewed vigour. Matilda The Musical is the spectacular theatre show adapted from Roald Dahl's much-loved 1988 children's novel, Matilda. You National Green Hair Day! . BRUCE See you tomorrow! How do you do this? That was Miss Honey. . Oh, I look nice. 23. Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos. Are you crying? Even if you're little, you can do a lot. Everything was arranged by [She pulls her coat over her head to simulate a hunchback, and grabs a large book.] [She presses an intercom on her desk.] . BIG KIDS I am FULLwhen and onlywhen the Headmistress says I am FULL. Upgrade to PRO Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely. Quick, jackets! What am I? (Performs - Children, Doctor, Mrs Wormwood, Mr Wormwood, Matilda, Company) My mummy says I'm a miracle. I ate the lot! Excellent man. This uncorrupted mind. The scene changes to the library. Nigel . He has the very first solo line of the entire show, so make sure to cast a good singer in this role. I don't know if my nerves will make it until tomorrow. But not just to see their skill, but also to see their love for each other, which was so deep that it was said that cats would purr as they passed them, and dogs would weep with joy. Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider . MR WORMWOOD And, while you're at it, why don't you stick your stupid book to your stupid head? MRS WORMWOOD You shall be . Maybe I shouldn't tell you any more. Three judges hold up signs reading "10" as MRS WORMWOOD sits on the table. MR WORMWOOD Oh, no, Matilda. google_ad_client="pub-0578131977065548"; Don't put honey on your brother. BIG KIDS MISS TRUNCHBULL You have to force the little squits to toe the line! Matilda - Musical. We're not rich. BRUCE turns back around and the scene unfreezes. Get out of it! A table with the word "Contest" emblazoned on the side is wheeled in. MISS TRUNCHBULL finishes writing the word "GUILTY" on the board. And you may sit and read while I teach the others, and, well, if you have any questions, I shall do my best to answer them. "'The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage', and it is the most dangerous feat ever known to man! I don't know. One look at my face and it's plain to see. Wot? and astronauts! Rumble. New York, NY, Linda Ray MISS HONEY turns and sees MISS TRUNCHBULL watching various video screens playing footage of her Olympic games while an announcer narrates dimly in the background. I think in effect, Looks are more important than books. She has never seen a! A DOCTOR enters. Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky! Mrs Wormwood, I want you to think very carefully. Winter Jarrett Glasspool as Amanda Thripp: Matilda's classmate whose pigtail braids trigger a scary moment with Mrs. Trunchbull. MATILDA, LAVENDER, and NIGEL raise their hands. Matilda's girl classmates. It was the worst of times. Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. To fetch a pail of water. All right. MR WORMWOOD Oh. It's just that they want that child so very much. I did! ". [She stands and approaches MISS HONEY menacingly, towering over her.] And so, the great day arrived! . She holds the hat out to him. This it not your problem. MISS TRUNCHBULL A girl should think about make-up and hair dye. Yes! You see, my father died when I was very young. . CHILDREN You wouldn't beat them in a race! ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE The CHILDREN, save BRUCE, but including MISS HONEY, hide under the desks. Bruce lets out a truly enormous burp, but really, really enormous, it goes on for ever. Dennis Kelly You're just wasting energy, He drops it again. . 'Cause your life as you know it is "aitcH"-ent history. . You see, the Trunchbull's cake was so good that I'd scoffed it down too quick, and now it was beginning to fight back. Alice. MISS HONEY exits off the front of the stage. Rules? With an owchie . MATILDA THE MUSICAL tells the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny.The critically-acclaimed production is based on the beloved . But I didn't . LAVENDER MISS HONEY The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS line up again. He's fantastic! MATILDAThe moved into a beautiful old house at the edge of town, and in the evenings, they would walk and take the air. And . It is flanked by AMANDA and ERIC in lab coats over their costumes. MISS HONEY Your parents must think they have won the lottery having a child like you. AMANDA and ERIC MRS WORMWOOD puts a number on RUDOLPHO's back as though they are competing in a dancing competition. A little less flat, a lot more heel. MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. [She puts the book in the cupboard and hurries to the hat rack with a bottle reading "sooper gloo". Am I . BRUCE So Matilda gets her rebellious spirit and I wrote Naughty for her, using the structure of When I Grow Up. You've gotta learn to listen up, kid. As I stepped up to the circle, did I change my plan? The DOCTOR runs behind the table with the others. One look at my face, and it's plain to see. She hates it when I go out. The hat rack is taken away. . Maybe you used some of mummy's peroxide by mistake. Between you and it, Musical Theatre Quotes. I wonder why they didn't just change their story. Matilda Wormwood! Your first look at THE FROG PRINCE, a new musical . Maybe. A bell rings. MRS WORMWOOD exits. MAN: Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. Your parents must be so proud to have a girl as clever as you. All escapes start with the click of a lock. Oh, cook . MRS PHELPS But the thing was, I was having a lot of trouble with my belly. 12 Lessons Adults Can Learn From Children In "Matilda" The Musical. MISS HONEY MRS PHELPS is sitting on a block and MATILDA is standing on one, holding the two dolls. The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN scurry away. Has incredible upper-body strength. . And I will Teach you a thing or two. MATILDA This little girl needs somebody strong to fight by her side. No one's going to listen if you don't shout. Oh, yes, she's definitely advanced! He is egotistical, rude, and not very bright, not to mention a liar. This morning, you sneaked like a serpent into the kitchen and stole a slice of my private chocolate cake from my tea tray. Tim Minchin, Alice is one of Matildas classmates. And as time passed, they grew quite old, and still they had no child. "Escapologist", he says! Absolute silence. What a dear! And if it's not right, There's not a lot of difference in size. Various singing, dancing, and speaking roles. Quite a long way, I think. Knock on the door, Jenny. No one is as bold or tough as me. The CHILDREN reach out from behind the gate as the BIG KIDS carry them away. You should stay out of trouble, MRS WORMWOOD walks back behind the curtain. Spangly ribbons are strung across the stage. The ACROBAT enters from the back of the stage, and the ESCAPOLOGIST takes her by the hand. But this little girl . MISS TRUNCHBULL . Well, this crime took place before school started. [She turns the screens back on.]. You'd better hide! MATILDA collects two dolls from the house. Is like the TARDIS: MISS HONEY[placatingly] Miss Trunchbull. The lackey is wearing a shirt that reads "Wormwood Moturs". Do you think I altered my intended elevation? YoU listen here, my dear, Matilda Wormwood (Alisha Weir) is a little girl with big curiosity, a sharp mind and a vivid imagination - and the worst parents in the world. What? MR WORMWOOD . Ten! MISS TRUNCHBULL RUDOLPHO So go and put some highlights in your hair. RUDOLPHO New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall Do you think I would allow myself to be defeated by these maggots, do you? This living 'eLl. MATILDA: Absolute silence. Kim . Who wants stories? BIG KID [BEN] Bambinatum! The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage has been . to read our character analysis for Alice and unlock other amazing theatre resources! MR WORMWOOD They never stood a chance. More than one. MRS PHELPS screams and exits. NIGEL leans forward in concentration and groans in agony several times. Gender: Female. What? You shall be destroyed. The biggest burp I had ever heard about! No one is as handsome, strong as me. Oh, my word, he's an ugly little thing. He flails around the stage.] Four COUPLES, crouched down behind the table, begin to stand and speak. We have everything . And therefore, she is guilty! Yes! After your first day of school! "Time is on our side. As a huge cloud of chocolate-y gas wafted from my mouth and drifted across the class. Now, can anyone read this? A shrimp. And if you can't read sentences, you've got no chance with books. What kind of society would that be? MISS HONEY That lady? . Lavender? MR WORMWOOD Stood! Nigel (Matilda the Musical) Alice (Matilda the Musical) Lavender (Matilda) Sickfic; Sick Character; Illnesses; Matilda loves her mummy; idk how else to tag this; Summary. . Vocal range: C3 - E4. CHILDREN Broadway Quotes. MATILDA The DOCTOR and the CHILDREN sing into their stethoscopes. Just because you find that life's not fair, it . Mrs. Zinnia Wormwood. MISS HONEY exits behind the stacks as the library scene rolls in. Miracle! Matilda, you are so smart. There's nothing to fear. No excuse, Bruce. Antibiotics, or . Would rob them of their hope of living happily. Fifteen times two is thirty. The great feat was instantly forgotten, and the applause went on for nearly an hour. Is a miracle! Auuurrrgh! They say she's going to put me in Chokey! Mr. Wormwood. MATILDA sits to the side, reading a book. Yes, sir. Yes. Knock on the door, Jenny. Do you think in that moment, when my big moment came, RUDOLPHO enters from behind a gap in the curtain behind her. Cancelled, because my wife is . I mean, what else? MATILDA I hate pigtails! said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. 11. My daddy says I'm his special little guy. He screams and turns around, hitting ERIC's cap against ERIC's desk. I'm sure you'd , MR WORMWOOD MISS TRUNCHBULL MATILDA: But time is the one thing no one is master of, and as time passed, and they grew quite old, and still, they had no child. Just so you all know, she's my best friend! MATILDA [He pulls the towel over his head and starts massaging vigorously]. (Bruce!) Behind MR WORMWOOD and MATILDA, the scene changes from a living room to MATILDA's bedroom. MAN: So hilarious. MATILDA She's a tiny girl with brown hair. NIGEL Babes, I'm on fire, here! A person. Join the StageAgent community MISS TRUNCHBULL grabs AMANDA by the pigtails and swings her around and around. A fool? NIGEL You haven't got time for "but". Nobody but me is gonna change my story. Yep! I stole the cake. MISS TRUNCHBULL But I . Did I drift off and dream for a minute or two? Well, I shall take your money when you earn it, and I shall spend it. Rudolpho! "We have everything that the world has to offer," said the wife. Roald Dahl's Matilda, also known as Matilda or Matilda the Musical, is a stage musical with music and lyrics by Tim Minchin and a book by Dennis Kelly, based on the 1988 novel Matilda by Roald Dahl.The musical's narrative centres on Matilda Wormwood, a precocious 5-year-old girl with the gift of telekinesis, who loves reading, overcomes obstacles caused by her family and school, and helps her . Green hair? Didn't we? And then, my great, big, beautiful chocolate-y burp, which now seemed to have a mind of its own, wafted full into the face of the Trunchbull! [to MATILDA] You! No! But I didn't do anything. "The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives. Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky. MR WORMWOOD Wonderful. You've made an awful error. Ever since the day Doc chopped the umbilical cord. The Wormwoods laugh. Oh, let's put it this way. I'm the best! Mum, would you like to hear a story? MISS HONEY enters and turns away in shock. Standing outside the principal's office like a little girl. The most common thing in life is life . But although they loved each other, although they were famous and everyone loved them, they were sad. It is delineated into "His" and "Hers" sides.] Of course they didn't believe me: I've got green hair! 'Cause you've gotta highlight what you got. MISS TRUNCHBULL turns off the screens with a remote and wheels around, holding a magnifying glass. Well, Matilda Wormwood. Two times two is four. BIG KIDS and CHILDREN google_ad_width=120; . With her kind teacher, Miss Honey . Not yet, anyway. A wonderful new person is about to come into your life to bring love, and magic, and happiness, and wonder! DOCTOR Matilda JR - Musical. MISS TRUNCHBULL You cannot see squat . . Oh, Matilda. A little less shh, a lot more schwing. And now she's after me! You know what interruptions do to my energy flow. I mean . Absolutely, sir! 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